Rejected Books: The Most Unpublishable Books of All Time


by Graham Johnson, Rob Hibbert

Rejected Books is a collection of forty hilariously unrealistic, totally cringe-worthy covers for books that will never, ever be published–from the authors of Images You Should Not Masturbate To

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Have you ever had a great idea for a book but then thought, “Nobody would ever read that”? Well . . . you’re probably right. But you’re not alone! Enter Rejected Books, a rollicking collection of the best book covers for books that were never meant to be. These awful pitches were turned down for any number of reasons: they’re either too long, too sad, too raunchy, or just plain bad.

The compilation of imagined book covers in Rejected Books will have you scratching your head and guffawing with every page turn. Though Pranks with Sausages and Holy Bible II don’t actually exist, Rejected Books offers up a professionally produced series of photos imagining just what these wacky ideas (and plenty more) could look like.

Rejected Books includes delightfully weird covers of imagined books like:

– The Sculptors Who Couldn’t Do Hands
– Cooking with Breast Milk
– Possessed Toys: A Buying Guide
– Unfortunate Gluing Accidents
– Camel Toes Through History

Enjoy the worst book pitches of all time and rest assured that anyone can have a future in publishing . . . even if your ideas are totally horrible.

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Length: 112 pages
Dimensions: 182x131x13 mm


Nonfiction, Humor


September 13th 2022 by Clarkson Potter Publishers

Rejected Books: The Most Unpublishable Books of All Time


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