by Graham Johnson, Rob Hibbert
Rejected Books is a collection of forty hilariously unrealistic, totally cringe-worthy covers for books that will never, ever be published–from the authors of Images You Should Not Masturbate To
Rejected Books: The Most Unpublishable Books of All Time
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Description
Have you ever had a great idea for a book but then thought, “Nobody would ever read that”? Well . . . you’re probably right. But you’re not alone! Enter Rejected Books, a rollicking collection of the best book covers for books that were never meant to be. These awful pitches were turned down for any number of reasons: they’re either too long, too sad, too raunchy, or just plain bad.
The compilation of imagined book covers in Rejected Books will have you scratching your head and guffawing with every page turn. Though Pranks with Sausages and Holy Bible II don’t actually exist, Rejected Books offers up a professionally produced series of photos imagining just what these wacky ideas (and plenty more) could look like.
Rejected Books includes delightfully weird covers of imagined books like:
– The Sculptors Who Couldn’t Do Hands
– Cooking with Breast Milk
– Possessed Toys: A Buying Guide
– Unfortunate Gluing Accidents
– Camel Toes Through History
Enjoy the worst book pitches of all time and rest assured that anyone can have a future in publishing . . . even if your ideas are totally horrible.
Additional information
| Book Condition | New |
|---|---|
| Cover | Hardcover |
| Size | Length: 112 pages |
| Genre | Nonfiction, Humor |
| Published | September 13th 2022 by Clarkson Potter Publishers |
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